I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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