can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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