We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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