He is an equal opportunity slut.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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