I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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