I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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