he thought i was a dude.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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