finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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