I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wear drunk well.
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