You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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