Define "chronic" masturbator.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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