You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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