Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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