Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
