So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
why do cheetos always look like penises
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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