if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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