Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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