i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
