grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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