Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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