Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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