Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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