I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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