I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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