did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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