I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's blow job season.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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