I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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