I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
