FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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