Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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