that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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