So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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