At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
