i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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