Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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