what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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