I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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