He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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