i jhust puked up my retainher.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You pole danced in your parka.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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