The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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