If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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