I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i dont even know how to be here
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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