Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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