i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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