Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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