Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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