So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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