I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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