Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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