Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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